We're All African

My co-worker is the designer of the new flag for the African Union. As part of the ceremony he went out to Ethiopia and to reveal the new flag and meet foreign dignitaries. As a result, he ended up with the President of Ethiopia's cell phone number!

So, this plan is simple... I get my coworker to call the President of Ethiopia to invite Beyoncé for a meeting or performance, I get invited myself and DONE!

Empire State of Mind

Well, it's official... I will be moving to NYC this august! You know who else lives in NYC? yes, QUEEN B HERSELF.

While some people may spend their free time going to the great museums, doing some shopping, or strolling through central park, I will be patrolling the streets for a chance to meet BEY! i mean, how long could it possibly take? its not like there are THAT many people in NYC *wink wink*